Sunday, January 29, 2012

Bad Ass Mama

So, if you actually know me, you know I'm about as far as bad ass as you can get. But deep down, I feel I am a bad ass. And I do certain things, during the day, that definitely qualify as bad ass.

1. Sometimes, I sneak in a nap.

2. Sometimes, when I cook, it's from the frozen food section.

3. All meals do not contain all 4 (or however many there are now) food groups.

4. If we don't have to go anywhere, I don't get dressed. Neither do the kids. That's double bad ass. Gotta start 'em young, right?

5. If I don't want to go to the store, I've been known to call the husband and ask him to pick up a specific something on the way home. It's generally wine...or medication.

6. I don't always wait till 5pm to pour a drink.

7. I've been known to tell the Middle One to put on the Oldest One's underwear, if the Middle One doesn't have any in her drawer.

8. Unless it's summer, there's a good chance my kids aren't getting bathed on a daily basis.

9. I've never joined a Mom's Club or Mommy and Me or any of those kinds of groups.

10. My children have heard me swear...more than once.

That's just a small list of the bad-assness that is me.

And you, dear Reader, how do you show your own bad assness?


  1. Nice! I can go for days in the PJ wardrobe. My sweatpants rank from rags to 'fancy'. I have my kids trained to think peanut butter and jelly inside a tortilla is fancy. Oh and my kids will turn down fudge because they don't think they like it (a nice mommy jedi mind trick I learned from my mother).

    I am soooo badass :)


  2. Oh my heck! We are totally twins. Except the drink at 5...I don't drink, but I'm happy to down a nice icy Cherry Pepsi!


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