1. Sort laundry.
2. Restock the toilet paper.
3. Yell at the kids.
4. Yell at the dogs.
5. Yell at the cats.
6. If there happens to be a pen and paper nearby, I can make one of my many, many lists.
7. Teach the kids how to knock on a door BEFORE entering.
8. Brush my hair.
9. Empty the wastebasket.
10. Try really hard to take a nap. But we don't have one of those cushy toilet seats, so that's a tough one. And if it actually does happen, chances are my legs will fall asleep and then I'll give myself a concussion when I crash into the sink when I try to stand up.
Multi-tasking from the bathroom. Give it a try. See what you can do!
lol...glad I am not the only one who multi tasks on the toilet....
ReplyDeleteHah! I usually do my grocery list while sitting on the toilet :)
ReplyDeleteWell um, thanks? (-:
ReplyDeleteThis is sooooooooo true!
ReplyDeleteI've done all of these except yell at the dog. We don't have a dog. And you make this long list (while on the can?) without mentioning checking email or making a call.
ReplyDelete"What? What's that? I'm doing dishes, Ma!"
Awesome! I think I've done 80% of this stuff, plus taught my toddler how to lock, unlock and shut the door... And then have to unlock the door so he doesn't totally freak out and we can start the process all over again... :)
ReplyDeleteHa! Never a moment wasted :)
ReplyDeleteSnort.
ReplyDeleteI feel a little Seussical, but I feel like you could write similar pieces from a kitchen chair, living room couch, bed, and bathtub. Fun! Erin
Ha! How about rearrange the cabinet right in front?
ReplyDeleteGood stuff!
hehe, if you bring your phone in with you, you can play Words with Friends in there, too. ;D
ReplyDeleteI am most impressed that you can sort laundry whilst sitting on the john.
ReplyDeleteI feel like such an underachiever now.
Ha! Been there - done that.
ReplyDeleteUm, yup. So, so true! Hilarious. I think I've done most of this.:)
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